Dinosaur (2000)

Manchester and Liverpool – dinosaur era – 2000 years BC ?

Manchester Dinosaur plods towards a Liverpool Dinsosaur and asks ” how many meals did you have today ? “

No *shakes head* – this is the proud champion Mancunion dinosaur said to the pathetic quivering shellsuit wearing scouse rat,

“I hate the way every player you sign, you have to associate them with a f*cking song. Riise, Garcia, Agger, Mascherano and now f*cking Aquilani.

I hate the way you label Everton bitter then update your Facebook statuses as ‘Munich 58′ whenever you meet United yourselves.

I hate the way you include Gary Barlow, Ian Beale, Mike Myers and that c*nt Harvey as your supporters.

I hate the way you try to enter into any arguement that you probably have no idea about at all.

I hate the way Clive Tyldesly and Jim Beglin lick your ******** constantly. ‘Fields of Anfield Road’ is not ‘another famous Liverpool hymn’, it is a song called ‘Fields of Athenry’, which belongs to Glasgow Celtic.

I hate the way you don’t go the game, then claim you ‘couldn’t get a ticket, lad’ despite numerous seats being available during Europa League games.

I hate the way I’ve probably been to Anfield more times than you have.

I hate the way you rely on two players every f*cking time.

I hate the way you blame f*cking everything on Hicks and Gillett. Acknowledge that your manager has spent so much money on so many **** players, for f*ck sake.

I hate the way you still talk about ‘5 times’ you f*cking love the past you wernt alive to see.

I hate Neil Fitzmaurice for his part in ‘15 Minutes That Shook The World’.

I hate Sammy Lee. f*ckinh chode.

I hate the way you start singing ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ with about two minutes to go.

I hate your captain. By God, I f*cking hate your captain.

I hate Javier Mascherano.

I hate the fact it was you f*ckers that got everybody kicked out of Europe. It had to be you lot, didn’t it?

I hate the way you cry “We’re not English, we’re Scouse”, yet you cried in your Carlsbergs about Carragher not getting in the team and Gerrard not getting the captaincy.

I hate Steven Gerrard. I’ve said it once, but this c*nt deserves another mention.

I hate the ‘Anfield Rap’.

I hate Neil Ruddock. Fat c*nt.

I hate Abel Xavier.

I especially hate Nick Barmby.

I hate the way you got ’special dispensation’ to worm your way back into the Champions League in 2005.

I hate the way you cry for wingers, yet each winger your manager signs turn out to be s**t.

I hate the fact your manager kills players’ careers (Crouch, Keane, Morientes).

I hate ‘In Rafa I Trust’.

I really hate the way you cry for ‘King Kenny’ and ‘Keegs’ to become manager, despite them blatantly being past it.

I hate the ‘Torres Bounce’, I f*cking despise the ‘Torres Bounce’. What the f*ck’s that all about?

I hate the way you go the pub to cheer on the team United are playing that day.

I hate Steve McMahon. Sh*thouse.

I hate Ian Rush.

I hate that dirty, horrible, lanky Greek c*nt Kyrgiakos.

I hate the way you worship Bill Shankly, yet you treated him like absolute s**t towards the end of his career, forcing him to announce that ‘Everton treated him well’ and United giving him more recognition; something you fail to recognise.

I hate the way your fans fly in from Scandinavia, with scarves, shirts and club bags.

I hate the way you slaughter Lucas, even though you blatantly didn’t see the game.

I hate the way you are still able to make signings despite being in shitloads of debt.

I hate Jamie Carragher and his shrill, nasal “errrrrr yano ladd, don’t call me a bottler!” voice. You supported Everton you c*nt, try remembering it.

I hate how unbelievably lucky you are in penalty shootouts.

I hate how Michael Shields is ‘innocent’.

I hate the way you play in Red.

I hate the way that you really are the ‘Redshite’.

I hate you shower of bastards.

A lot”.

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